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Saturday Night time Dwell opened its first episode of 2023 with an NFL post-game present. However the actual star was Fox’s latest sideline reporter: Bowen Yang as Congressman George Santos.
“Now George, initially, congrats on an incredible profession,” James Austin Johnson’s Jimmy Johnson stated. “I didn’t even know you performed soccer, however I see right here you have been the primary participant to guide the league in passing and speeding.”
“That’s appropriate,” Santos replied. “I’m type of the actual Bo Jackson. And I’m proud to be the primary African American quarterback to ever dunk a soccer.” After taking credit score for the Philadelphia Eagles 38-7 victory over the New York Giants, he made positive to inform viewers that he undoubtedly “didn’t do drag in Brazil underneath the identify Kitara Ravache.” However “whoever did, although, was very, superb at it and received many, many pageants.”
Moments later, Yang reappeared, this time in full drag. “I’m not George, I’m Kitara Ravache!” he declared earlier than sharing his “actual stats,” which included “infinity wigs snatched” and “the award for tightest tuck.”
“Now I’ve rewritten the Fox soccer anthem, which I’m allowed to do as a result of my mom died twice on 9/11!” he concluded earlier than delivering an impassioned “reside from New York, it’s Saturday night time!”
In the meantime, earlier on Saturday the actual George Santos appeared to take again his preliminary drag queen denial, telling TMZ, “I used to be younger and I had enjoyable at a pageant.”
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