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“Democrats had been using excessive right this moment, regardless that they most likely misplaced the Home and will nonetheless lose the Senate,” Jimmy Kimmel stated in his huge post-midterms monologue Wednesday night time. “It’s like, ‘Nice information! We didn’t get crushed as badly as everybody anticipated us to!’”
The late-night host characterised the outcomes as they stand now as “much less of a pink wave and extra of a purple-nurple,” including, “America twisted Donald Trump’s chubby little nipples right into a balloon animal final night time.”
Later, the host laughed to himself as he relayed the reviews that Trump is “furious” at Dr. Mehmet Oz specifically for shedding his Senate race in Pennsylvania and has even been blaming his spouse Melania for advising him to endorse the candidate. In keeping with The New York Instances’Maggie Haberman, Trump described it as “not her finest determination.”
“Would possibly even be her second worst determination,” Kimmel joked. “Trump is so indignant at Melania, they’re now not sleeping in separate beds.”
From there, Kimmel shared an prolonged montage of pundits on either side of the aisle calling Trump the “greatest loser” of the midterm elections. “I don’t know, that’s not honest,” Kimmel stated when it was over. “His candidates did simply in addition to Trump Airways, Trump Steaks and Trump College.”
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