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Properly, he comes from the land of chutzpah.
Former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is attempting his hand at a political comeback, spending $369,000 in marketing campaign funds on a TV advert and live-tweeting the State of the Union as his first forays into public life since he resigned in shame in August 2021.
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The advert makes an attempt to recast Cuomo as a sufferer. “Political assaults gained,” the 30-second message concludes over a shot of a tanned Cuomo in gubernatorial, bill-signing motion, “And New York misplaced a confirmed chief.”
To name the previous governor embattled can be an understatement. Hardly ever has a politician gone from the head of public life and media adulation to its nadir in such dramatic vogue. In the summertime of 2020, Cuomo was so excessive on his pandemic perch that he spawned a nickname for followers who held his day by day COVID-era press briefings in semi-erotic esteem—Cuomosexuals.
He performed briefings within the type of a touring medication present, whipping a royal blue curtain away to disclose numerous spectacles. Cuomo as soon as unveiled a six-ft foam sculpture of a mountain signifying his state’s COVID curve and its conquer the coronavirus. One other time, he produced a quilt product of 100 fabric masks.
That actually occurred.
Come! Feast your eyes upon the Superb COVID Conqueror, Cuomo, and his many wonders!
“We paid the value and we handled that spike and we climbed proper upon the mountain,” Cuomo mentioned, standing beside the froth peak he had his employees constructed with what regarded like $185 of arts and crafts materials from Michael’s.
In July 2020, he unveiled one other artwork challenge. This one a retro Victorian-era political poster, once more depicting the mountain of the New York Metropolis’s—and by extension, his—adversity. It was, based on The New York Occasions, “festooned with icons of loss of life and decline, overlaid with textual content flying in each route,” displaying Cuomo’s New York as powerful and triumphant.
These weren't the worst of his sins, not by an extended shot, however they level to the satisfaction earlier than the autumn, and the audacity that drives his tried rehabilitation. It is a man so satisfied of his personal greatness that he unveiled the equal of his journal musings in papier mache and pastels.
It seems his alleged command of COVID, the credulous press write-ups, and the cringey artwork masked a really completely different story—one which introduced a legendary bully down.
Cuomo stands accused of three completely different sorts of offenses as governor, which grew to become the topic of a slew of probably felony and ethics inquiries (each state and federal), earlier than Cuomo resigned to keep away from one more investigation within the type of impeachment.
First was his notorious March 2020 directive requiring nursing properties to just accept COVID-positive sufferers after they have been handled in hospitals. The order stood for six weeks on the peak of the pandemic whereas the Javits Middle and the Navy hospital ship “Consolation” stood largely empty. Cuomo and his aides labored to obscure the entire of nursing house deaths for months, as soon as they realized their legal responsibility. Once they lastly got here clear beneath relentless stress from households of nursing house victims, the variety of deaths had roughly tripled from the primary figures of 5,000 to fifteen,000.
Whereas he was overlaying up this failure, Cuomo was promoting a guide on his personal historic COVID management for greater than $5 million, which a state board later decided he used official employees to jot down and promote, in violation of ethics guidelines.
And eventually, Cuomo was hit with a cascade of sexual harassment complaints and allegations of retaliation, beginning with aide Lindsay Boylan in February 2021. Below stress, the sadly nicknamed “Luv Guv” had New York state Legal professional Normal Leticia James examine these allegations. A 160+ web page report explored the allegations of 11 girls and located a sample of undesirable touching and kissing, with photographic proof and contemporaneous texts and studies describing inappropriate conduct. The State Meeting additionally discovered “overwhelming proof” that he was engaged in misconduct.
It is just this final class Cuomo’s comeback advert addresses, utilizing the absence of felony expenses as proof of his alleged railroading. “An harmless man,” one New York Each day Information headline proclaims on display because the narrator brags, “not one has resulted in prosecution.” However the advert ignores Cuomo’s personal phrases on the allegations upon his resignation, which concede a lot of the alleged contact came about however did not rise to inappropriate in his estimation.
“Don’t get me fallacious, this isn't to say that there aren't 11 girls who I really offended and for that I deeply deeply apologize...In my thoughts, I’ve by no means crossed the road with anybody, however I didn’t understand the extent to which the road has been redrawn,” the former governor mentioned.
CNN fact-checker Daniel Dale identified that one among Cuomo’s items of proof— a CBS report that there was “witness tampering and perjury”— was only a report quoting Cuomo’s personal lawyer’s allegations of witness tampering and perjury.
So, who's Cuomo’s viewers?
It’s not the press, which is fickle at finest, and now with out Cuomo’s most receptive helper, his brother Chris Cuomo—previously of CNN however not there to help Andrew in overlaying up sexual harassment allegations, display questions, and smear the governor’s critics.
Is it New Yorkers, who at the moment are bereft of his management? An October Marist ballot confirmed 77 % of adults didn't wish to see him run once more, whereas he positioned a distant second in a four-way race to his successor, Gov. Kathy Hochul.
In true Cuomo type, he and his spokesman Wealthy Azzopardi are attacking those that criticize him. James known as a “serial liar” with a “sham report” on Cuomo’s Twitter feed, alongside extra orthodox commentary on Biden’s State of the Union meant to forged Cuomo as an early crusader for liberal insurance policies.
Earlier than James, Cuomo threatened to “destroy” Queens Assemblyman Ron Kim for trying to find solutions on nursing house deaths, and he dismissed Fox Information’ Janice Dean—who misplaced her in-laws to COVID whereas in nursing properties in April 2020—as “not a reputable supply on something besides perhaps the climate." The ex-governor additionally mentioned a state trooper who had accused him of groping was attempting to "extort" him.
“I’m an artist,” Cuomo declared in 2020, standing beside his middle-school science challenge COVID mountain of styrofoam.
He's, certainly, an artist. His medium is bullshit, and completely nobody can buy it once more.