John Oliver Says George W. Bush Should ‘Shut the Fuck Up’ About Russia’s Ukraine Invasion

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Throughout final week’s Season 9 premiere of his hit HBO sequence Final Week Tonight, John Oliver delivered a blistering takedown of the right-wing panic over essential race idea—which conservatives have redefined to imply any dialog about race that they’re uncomfortable having and seems to be a smoke display used to push their broader agenda: faculty alternative.

Sunday evening’s version of the Emmy-winning present noticed Oliver set his sights on the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

“As we're all now painfully conscious, Vladimir Putin, Russian president and World Warfare III edgelord, started an assault on the second-largest nation in Europe this week, shelling a number of cities and sending troops throughout the border. It has been horrifying to look at, and CNN, throughout its protection of air raid sirens in Kyiv, someway discovered a solution to make it even worse with this horrible transition to interrupt.”

Sure, whereas airing footage of air raid sirens ringing out in Ukraine’s capital, CNN lower to an Applebee’s business that includes a tacky nation anthem devoted to chilly beer and fried hen, all whereas the enormous caption “RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE” continued to border the advert.

“I imply, it’s not nice, is it?” requested Oliver. “And it’s not simply that they lower to a business for a restaurant chain whose meals can solely be described as ‘typically heat,’ it’s simply so aggressively American, from the nation music that thinks itemizing meals counts as lyrics all the way in which to this human boot barn shaking his non-existent ass.”

Applebee’s, for its half, put out a press release afterward saying, “We're deeply involved in regards to the scenario in Ukraine… [the ad] by no means ought to have aired, and we're upset within the actions of the community.”

“And that's some deft worldwide diplomacy from the house of each the ‘Grilled Oriental Rooster Salad’ and the ‘Tipsy Leprechaun,’ Oliver stated. “And you realize when Applebee’s is apologizing for interrupting the protection of Russia invading Ukraine, this week bought critically out of hand.”

Putin’s invasion has obtained widespread condemnation from the worldwide group, Pope Francis, and even George W. Bush, who acknowledged, “I be a part of the worldwide group in condemning Vladimir Putin’s unprovoked and unjustified invasion of Ukraine…”

“Maintain on, George. Not from you,” stated Oliver. “You're not the man for this one, as a result of that assertion solely would have made sense if it ended with ‘…Oh shit, now I hear it. Sorry. I’ll shut the fuck up now.’” (Bush, in fact, invaded Iraq and Afghanistan beneath false pretenses and was greatest buddies with Putin, nicknaming him “Pootie Poot” and even portray numerous flattering portraits of the tyrant.)

The justification that Putin has repeatedly used for his invasion is the “denazification” of Ukraine—though, as Oliver identified, “Ukraine’s present president is each Jewish and had members of the family die within the Holocaust.”

“I don’t need to play ‘who’s the most important Nazi’ right here—that, in any case, is what Twitter is for—however between Zelensky and Putin, if you're on the lookout for who's extra like Hitler, I’m simply gonna go together with the ethno-nationalist despot invading sovereign European territory and who can also be a horrible fucking painter,” provided Oliver.

“Look, what Russia is doing in Ukraine is totally indefensible,” he continued. “Even Putin allies, like Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, are popping out towards it. You can not make a case for what is going on.”

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